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Welcome to Superships!

Superships is all about belief.

We’ve been given £14 million to provide our Superships to the British Government, the only thing is we don’t have any ships.

We have flags. Lots of flags.

And we believe!

In true Willy Wonka style, we have recruited Sammy who you see above. Sammy and 100 seals form our crack inspection team. They are ready to review the fleet and advise on beam, displacement and draft, to ensure our superships can launch and navigate the oceans safely. Sammy is struggling; he can’t find any superships! Don’t worry, £14 million buys a lot of fish so Sammy and his team are well looked after.

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superships.co.uk was believed by Mr James O’Brien on January 2nd 2019. Cause a man’s gotta have faith!

Latest News and Updates

DOH! We missed a trick. Instead of searching for ships, we should have been suing DfT!

We at Superships.co.uk have been keeping a close eye on legal action brought by Eurotunnel, the train company based in Paris. Eurotunnel sued the Department for Transport, claiming contracts to provide ferry services were awarded in a “secretive” way. Eurotunnel wasn’t invited to tender for ferry services in late 2018, and let’s face it, have …

Breaking news… Superships reveals solution to Brexit shipping crisis, code name Operation Dynamo!

With the demise of Seaborne Freight (UK)’s bid, we at Superships.co.uk have been working day and night to find a solution to the current crisis. Especially at night, trawling the bars of Brussels, hoping for inspiration… We’ve searched high and low for suitable freighters and ferries to meet anticipated demand, but, like our colleagues at …